Single and looking

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by Technology1584 (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 8:29:53

Hi everyone, how are you all? Sean here. As the title says, I'm single and looking. I'm 30
years old, 5 feet 10 inches. I have brown hair and hazle eyes. I love technology. I'm a
musician, I play drums, piano/keyboards and a little lead on the electric guitar. If you'd
like to know more, please write back here. Or, email might be a lot better for
comunication as the forum here has quite a lot of material to go through. My email
address is: chipper0182@gmail.com Hope to hear from you soon.

Post 2 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 13:58:33

And what exactly are you looking for? Are you on the hunt for women, men,
both women and men, manly women, womanly men? Do you search for the
northern passage, el dorado, the fountain of youth? Are you looking for a
relationship, a sex partner, a threesome with anthropomorphic eggplants,
someone else who is as big a fan of crusiforous vegetables as you, a peg-legged
blind prostitute named Mary whose underpants reek of fish? If you want
responses to a singles board, might want to tell people what or whom it is you
are looking for. Otherwise, the basic point of your post was "Hi, I'm a human,
send me an email". Which is incredibly vague.

Post 3 by ACCOUNT DELETED (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 14:43:54

SilverLightning could you be more rude? I forgot that you were like that.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 15:22:10

he does make a good point, though.

Post 5 by ACCOUNT DELETED (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 15:30:13

yeah I just would have put it more delicately.

Post 6 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 16:52:36

You do realize that if someone uses the phrase anthropomorphic eggplants in
a post, they're being sarcastic, right? No one has ever used that phrase
seriously. Plus, delicate is not the same as polite. Its often the same as
pretentious, but not the same as polite.

Post 7 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 16:55:39

Hahahaha Cody am I just old or a perv, ... When you put anthropomorphic eggplants, I had this image of an old newsgroup called alt.sex.anthropomorphic.eggplants.
It is what it is, brother.

Post 8 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 16:57:21

And no, that newsgroup didn't exist, just an idea for one. Well, not that I know of. But, there were some odd ones.

Post 9 by ACCOUNT DELETED (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 17:18:44

true I guess I meant polite then.

Post 10 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 17:39:29

And how exactly was I rude? Unless you count the word "vague" as an insult, I
said nothing about his post. Do you consider mild humor to be rude? If you do,
you must spend countless days being offended at practically everything.

Post 11 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 17-Sep-2014 18:23:41

Cody, in numerous other posts she has made, she has said that she prefers when people say things, as she says, "delicately," rather than them coming right out and saying what's on their mind, as you and I do.
she has also called me rude/accused me of being here only to cause trouble, all cause I say things, just like you, that she doesn't wanna hear.